Helpful hints From Twlight.

Things I have I learned from Twlight:

If you want someone to fall in love with you, tell them that you crave their blood. No one can resist.

If you want people to be facinated by you, be completely and utterly boring. It works everytime.

Going on a date is when your boyfriend forces you onto his back, climbs tree's and attempts to fly. Its a great trust builder.

You know he is the one when he *SPARKLES!* Its so manly.

If your best friend is extremely attractive, loves you unconditionally, and is willing to always do what is best for you... DONT date him.

To impress someone convince them that you can hear everyone's most personal thoughts, everyone BUT them. Reassure them that its because they are "different", in a good way. (Be sure to look at them like they are extremely puzzling to you. Its a turn on.)

If you want them to like your family, have your sister pretend to see the future and know beyond all doubt that they will become best friends. This will put her at ease if your brother tries to kill her, it cancels out all weirdness.

You should want to change everything about yourself for your significant other.

Your boyfriend should want to stay up every night to watch you sleep. Him knowing that you snore and slobber will bring you closer as a couple.

WOW. My life is now more meaningful. Hope yours is too. Thank you Stephannie Meyers.